i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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