if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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