you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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