I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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