So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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