love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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