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(734): View more from Michigan

just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"

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(415): View more from California

What a fucking waste of an outfit

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(740): View more from Ohio

worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.

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I regret nothing

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(773): View more from Illinois

I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.

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(917): View more from New York City

Yea we just broke up

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so do we start sexting now or later?

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(512): View more from Texas

I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong

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Surrounded by smaller versions of the same

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(503): View more from Oregon

I had to cum in my sink.

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