At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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