He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
