Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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