Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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