Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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