ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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