honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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