You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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