I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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