how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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