"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize
