if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
This girl is more easily done than said...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
