so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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