I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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