Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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