ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I am naked and annoyed.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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