WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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