I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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