so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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