So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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