you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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