That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
time to smoke my breakfast
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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