oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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