So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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