I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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