this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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