don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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