why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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