I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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