i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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