I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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