i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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