bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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