Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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