I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Damn victory sex feels great
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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