I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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