Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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