Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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