I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
