She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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