Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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