you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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