The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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