plz talk dirty to me
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I see more hoeing in ur future
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