the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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