Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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