i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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