yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
porn star boner night. come get it.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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