We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Your cock deserves a montage
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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